I didn’t even know I did it, but someone believes I did.
Today, while at work, I got a call on my cell phone.
Me: Hello, can you please identify yourself.
Caller: You keeked mah dug.
Me: (not understanding) What?
Caller: You keeked mah dug! You keeked mah dug, I saw you!
Me: Ma’am, you have the wrong number.
Caller: I do not, You keeked mah dug, You came on mah property and you keeked mah dug!
Me: (sort of laughing) Um, who is this, please identify yourself, I assure you I did not kick a dog today.
Caller: Yes you did! I saw you keek mah dug!
Me: Who is this! (at this point I am wondering if this is a prank call from a crazy friend, but I don’t know anyone who has such an accent OR who has a similar intonation and timbre.
Caller: THis is frufru’s mother, you keeked mah dug!
At this point I hand the phone over to favorite coworker, because I am laughing too hard.
Favorite coworker: Who is this?
Caller: You keeked mah dug!
Favorite coworker: Please verify your number, I assure you she would NEVER kick a dog!
Caller: You keeked mah dug (or some such incoherent rambling)
Favorite coworker: You have the wrong number. Lady, you are crazy!
She hands the phone back to me. Woman is still going on about her dog so I hang up.
All I have to say…..with a name like FruFru, even though I never kicked her dog, I want to now!