Bug: Mommy, when are you going to have a baby? I want to be a big sister.
Me: I can’t have a baby right now.
Bug: Why not?
Me: Because I am not married, so I can’t have a baby.
Bug: Oh, so when are you going to get married?
Me: I don’t know Bug, might be a long time. Who is mommy supposed to marry anyhow?
Bug: (going through her list of most important men) Can’t you marry Pop Pop?
Me: No sweetheart, Nana is married to Pop Pop, and Pop Pop is mommy’s daddy, and we don’t marry our daddy.
Bug: Ok, then how about Uncle Willis?
Me: Remember? Uncle Willis got married to Kyle, and besides, Uncle Willis is mommy’s brother, and we don’t marry our brother.
Bug: Then JJ! You can marry JJ and I can be a big sister.
Me: Ah..Um…maybe JJ doesn’t want to get married right now.
Bug: I’m gonna ask him!
Me: (under my breath) Now THAT will be a bloggable conversation!